If I wuz a giraffe, I would have loooooong slim legs, and everyone wud say “Look how long those legs are” instead of laughing at me for my short little legs.
If I wuz a giraffe, I would be ever so tall and I cud look down at people and say ”Gosh, you sure is short!” instead of having people call ME Shorty.
If I wuz a giraffe, people would say how bootiful I am instead of saying I’m funny-looking.
If I wuz a giraffe, everybody wud want to adopt me because not too many peoples has a giraffe fer a companion.
So I think I'll be a giraffe.
(P.S. My foster mama found my giraffe costume at the thrift store fer 50 cents. It woulda fit me perfectly but it doesn’t go round my 'Doggy Parton boobs' at the moment so I hadz to improvise an now it looks too small. But I don’t mind. Iza thawt that counts. Lucy.)