Once upon a time there was a funny looking dog named Lucy. She was low to the ground and a meter long, and had reddish-golden-brown fur. She was very unique in appearance.
But she decided to do something to make herself even more noticeable, so she swallowed a basketball. And there she was - a skinny front end, a skinny back end, and a basketball in the middle.
At least, that's what I think happened. Because there's no pups coming out of there, and if the belly gets any bigger it will go POP.
Her appetite is still - ahem - VERY healthy, her temperature is stable, and she shows no signs of impending birth.
Except for that basketball in her belly.
4 comments:
Deah Fostermama,
Thankz fow showcazin me but do ya hafta do it in dos less than flatteringy wordz? A basketboll???? Yez, I got (ahemmm) knokked up az dey say, an yez, daddy dawg wont be payin me no support so I knowz already i'm gonna be a strugglin' single mama... Cantcha jus call me a PLUS size moddell????? Yep, woof, I tink I'll be a moddell.
Luv Lucy
Have you thought of bouncing her around a bit, to see if THAT would encourage those puppies to make an appearance?
spicy food? Taking Lucy out dancing?
Awwww Lucy, I apologize. I know all about the struggles of being a single mama with no support and being a plus size, so I should know better than to make fun of you. Perhaps we can go dancing tonight? Or a quick game of one-on-one? You can be the ball.......Oooops, another basketball joke.
(And whomever taught Lucy to use the keyboard......could you please come clean the coffee out of my computer??? Toooo funny!).
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