Sadie: (Peering at computer) Just look at these stats! How come all those people keep checkin our mom's blog?
Charley: Cuz they want to see if Looney Lucy has had her pups yet.
Sadie: Well the only thing she's done lately is bark-snap at me when I tried to clean up some crumbs she'd dropped. Pure helpfulness on my part - just saving mom the trouble of bending over for them - no self-interest at all..........
Charley: Yeah, bark-snapping Lucy thinks she's something special now that she's a Plus-sized super model. Do you know she even dared climb up into my raised bed this morning? MY bed - the one I've had since I was a little tiny pup!
Sadie: No!!! What presumption! She's getting faaaar too big for her britches!
Charley: Heheheheheheh! Too big for her britches! Good one, Sadie!
I is NOT gettin' too big fer my britches! They fits just fine!