Mean mama: No. We can't keep every dog that shows up on our property without any humans.
Charley: But mom....he's a BORDER COLLIE, like Sadie and me!
Mean Mama: NO. Two border collies and two shelties (not to mention 12 potbellied pigs, an alpaca and a cat) are quite enough.
Mean mama: I'm sorry, but NO.
Oliver: And he's red and white, like Belle and me!
Mean, mean Mama: NO. WE HAVE ENOUGH DOGS! You are a very nice dog, Red-and-White-Border-Collie. And I'm sorry your humans didn't put an ID tag on you or keep you safe. You have been hanging around here all morning. But you cannot stay. Mission Animal Control will find your humans. I'm sorry. It was nice meeting you. You are an absolutely lovely boy.
Charley: You're mean, mom.