My ratty ol' chair

By Allie the Cat

I want all you blog reeders to know what my Mama did!!!! It is horrifying. It is cat-astrophic. It is unmeowable. She gotz rid of MY RATTY OL’ CHAIR!!!!!

It is my vewy own upholsterered rocking chair. It lived in my attik where I like to run and play. Sumtimes I THROW myself on it and make it go BANG BANG BANG on the attik floor, scaring all the mouses and lotz of peoples too.

I gotz that chair two years ago. Well acshully we has had it fer a long, long, long time since before I came to live with Mama. But then Mama reupholstered it an kepted it at the trailer in her secret camping place. When mama sold the trailer, she broughted it home and put it in the attik which is MY PLAYROOM! I can run and play and sleep and do whatevers I want up there without the doggies bovering me.

I liked to sleeps in that chair. I likes to make that chair go BANG! espeshully at five in the morning. But most of all I likes to scratch and shred that chair.

Mama sez we are not taking that ratty ol’ chair to the new house wiv us. She sez I have a purrfectly good kitty condo to sleep in and climb on and scratch.

My boring kitty condo

Itz NOT the same. I loves that chair. An’ yesterday she drugged it down from the attic and she……I can hardly say this…..she MASSACRED it. She chopped it all up with a skill saw. An’ then she stuffed it in her car and took it to the DUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

First the arms.....

....and then THIS!

But itz payback time. The doggies tell me she has bought a NEW COUCH for the new house. I think that will be vewy vewy good fer sharpenin’ my claws on, don’t you? An’ if not, there is new carpet. An a new sofabed. An a new area rug. I’m shure I will find sumethin to knead and scratch and shred. Then she’ll be sowwy she got rid ov my ratty chair.

But I will still miss my lovely ratty ol' chair. Sob!