Foster Mama, wake up!!! It is eight o’cwock already!!! Yesterday you feds us at six-firty! Why are you such a sleepy-head today?
My brudder Toddy found his way outside through the piggy door and into the big pig yard because the gate from the potty area was open. Did you leave that open because you knew you were going to sleep in, or were you just too tired last night and forgots it?
Anyway, I knows we is not supposed to go into the pig yard until the big barn doors are open so I is just standing in the feeding stall wiv some of my brudders screaming for you. Can you hear us??? We is squealing as loud as we can!
I know there is still some of those loverly gweens Auntie Ewwen brought us and some cawwots and apples toooo, and maybe you even has a soft tomato or an overripe banana in the people house? We loves tomatoes and bananas. I think everybody should save their overripe tomatoes and bananas just for us!
OOOOOOhhhhh, I fink I see the back door opening.....is that yooouuuu???? Is we getting our breakfast now??????????? Oh, goody, goody, cuz we is starvin’!!!!! Good morning, foster mama!!! Good morning, world!!
Love, Lizzy (the only female piglet in the litter)
2 comments:
Hi Jean,
You probably needed to sleep in because of your sore back. Hope it is better today because you probably have a lot of critter care to do - wish I could help with that.
Lou
Too funny! Animals make you have a sense of humour, whether you're in the mood or not, don't they?
Sharon
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