On our fourth day of camping, we were visited by royalty: a King, a Princess, and a Lady.
King (c) Jean Ballard 2013 |
Princess MollyDawg (c) Jean Ballard 2013 |
Lady May (c) Jean Ballard 2013 |
With them they brought their two human servants, Del and Mark.
King had travelled far - from his life roaming his kingdom in the north, to Turtle Gardens Animal Rescue in Topley, to his new kingdom in Lillooet. But like any King worth his weight in dog biscuits, he adjusted well to change, listened to what the commoners had to tell him, and acted kindly to others with a benevolence as befits a King.
And, like any King, every now and then he went on a Royal Tour to meet the people of the land. And took his entourage with him. The paparazzi, of course, were in his face the whole time, trying to catch that perfect shot that would get the royal seal of approval.
Paparazzi Jean Photographer for Mylifewiththecritters |
Paparazzi Del Photographer for King Survives |
Unlike a certain British human Prince who made headlines last year, King did not party hard and he kept his clothes on at all times.
King, wearing his Turtle Gardens bandana, his leash and his poop bag holder |
Lady May: But nothin' on his butt! The Emperor has no Pants! (c) Jean Ballard 2013 |
MollyDawg: I call that a Butthead shot - King's butt and Lady May's head! ROFL (c) Jean Ballard 2013 |
They stopped at an historic old town, now campground, near the banks of the Fraser River. There, they met Anxious Eddie, a character of some note whose tales are told on the pages of this blog, and his story-teller and personal paparazzi, Jean
Anxious Eddie, worrying if he has enough liver treats to go around. |
as well as the feudal land owners, Ann and Ken.
Welcome! Welcome! |
The royal entourage were welcomed with some bits of dried liver and other offerings from Eddie's meagre supply.
You are so kind, Anxious Eddie. We humbly thank you for sharing your treats. |
Lady May: Your Highness! Your Highness! I see a squirrel! Wouldst thou permit me to catch him for thee and me? |
MollyDawg: Forget it, Lady May. We have to stay on leash and guard the King, starved though we may be. |
The humans, however, had a whole feast of goodies, a banquet spread upon the table by hosts Ann and Ken.
Wish we could get some of that! |
Lady May: MollyDawg, quit grovelling! It doesn't become a Princess! MollyDawg: I'm not grovellling, I'm saying grace. So there! |
Do you think they've forgotten we're here? |
Boring. This is so boring. |
Patience, my friends. They will get back to us soon. |
King: I do believe we must press on. (Heh heh - I made a pun. "Press on". Press. Media. Get it?) (c) Jean Ballard 2013 |
The photo shoot, your Highness. The media wish more photos for their press releases. (c) Jean Ballard 2013 |
Then can we go for a walk? (c) Jean Ballard 2013 |
Patience! (c) Jean Ballard 2013 |
Perhaps we should pose by the bushes over there? |
Lady May: Hey, hold it! He's not part of the Royal Portrait! |
Perfect! We shall give it the Royal Seal of Approval! (c) Jean Ballard 2013 |
NOW can we go for a walk? (c) Jean Ballard 2013 |
Lady May: I bet I can beat you, Dad! |
All energy! (c) Jean Ballard 2013 |
Oh youth! |
King: I love you, mom. Thank you for bringing us to meet Auntie Jean |
Bye, King, Princess MollyDawg and Lady May! Thanks for coming! |