Guess what? Today is mah BIRFDAY! I am TEN years old. Mama sez that is older than her if you convert dog years to people years. But I say I'm just a spring
Ah can say that now because I've already got all mah presents! Heheheheheh! Just jokin', Mama!
|Me on mah tenth birthday,|
makin' jokes at Mama's expense
|Mah presents from Mama|
Did you notice the silly birfday hat Mama made me wear fer my photo? Blech!
After breakfast and presents, Mama and I went fer a walk along the beach, where lotsa people told me how booo-ti-ful I am. Then we came home and Mama took Mitzi fer a walk and then I helped her water the garden and clean the house and get ready fer mah PAWTY!
That's right. I had a PAWTY. Mah friends Archie and Tanner came over, wiv their mama, Auntie Else. They brought me more presents - some yummy Dynamo Dog treats (wiv good stuff fer mah hips and joints) and YUM YUM YUM a whole bag of raw bones! I loves loves loves mah raw bones.
Mama and Auntie Else had dinner while we
|Ah'm gonna kill this thing!|
Then Mama and Auntie Else made us put on the silly hats again. Archie didn't mind. Tanner didn't mind. I didn't mind. But Mitzi refused to have anything to do with it. She says princesses only wear tiaras, and mama didn't have a tiara handy.
|Archie in his pawty hat|
|Tanner in his pawty hat|
|Me in mah pawty hat.|
|If you think Iz gonna wear one of dem silly things, ferget it!!!|
Then we had mah birfday cake. It was made of frozen yogurt wiv slivers of dehydrated buffalo heart, and a Fruitable in the middle. Doesn't it look yummy?
|Yogurt buffalo-heart chip birfday cake!|
It waz. The humans had Tiramisu instead, which looked a lot like mah cake but had chocolate on it which us dogs can't have. I betcha buffalo heart tastes waaaay better than chocolate.
|YUM! Dat waz good!|
We sat on the patio while Mama and Auntie Else
|Tanner: Play wiv me, little dog, play wiv me!|
Mitzi: Are you outta yer cotton-pickin' mind? I saw what you did to the monkey!
Mitzi didn't cooperate so he went and dug a hole in the lawn instead. Not a big hole. Mama told him if he wants to dig, that is fine as long as he is just digging weeds from the garden. He can dig all the weeds he wants.
Here's some photos mama took of mah friends Archie and Tanner when they were here a couple of weeks ago. Ah like these better than the ones wiv the silly hats!
About 15 years old.
|Tanner, who won't put his ears up fer his photo|
|Huh? Why would I wanna do that?|
After they went home, Mama took Mitzi an' me fer another walk, and now it is bed time which is a good thing because we is very tired puppies.
And that was mah Very Special Day. Maybe next year you can come to mah pawty too!
Ya might hafta wear a funny hat.