|Why has no one wished me a Happy World Cat Day?|
Given me treats?
Yes, you heard me. It is World Cat Day. You wouldn't know it around here though. The person who used to write this blog seems to have disappeared from Blogland. She's still around the house though - just moaning and groaning about the heat, taking long naps, growing weeds (no, not weed, you ninny - WEEDS - the stuff that chokes out the flowers and vegetables!).....oh, and walking the dumb dogs at some undogly time of the morning before the day gets too hot.
|Who in their right mind goes for a walk|
at 6:00 AM?
Anyway, in honor of World Cat Day, I'm writing the blog. Because lazy people and lazy dogs around here ain't gonna do it. You can bet it will be different on World Dog Day. Which is coming up on August 26th. What a lot of nonsense - every day is a dog's day. It's a dog's life. In this dog eat dog world, you can be as sick as a dog or be meaner than a junkyard dog or be dog tired or be a dirty dog, and you can work like a dog (which, if the dogs around here are any example, means doin' nothing!) or drink the hair of the dog or look like the dog's breakfast, but at the end of the day, if you lie down with dogs you'll get up with fleas! So there! And still they celebrate World Dog Day. Go figure.
|Ohgawd, what is the world coming to,|
that dogs should need their very own day!
Every day is their day.
So I'm gonna let the cat out of the bag (though I'd like to know what mean person stuffed him in there in the first place!) and make sure everyone of you knows this: TODAY IS WORLD CAT DAY. So grin like a Cheshire cat, and walk right up to that dog of yours (yes, I know you have one - or two or three or ten), look that silly fuzzface in the eye, make like the cat that ate the canary, and tell the dogs of the world that
CATS RULE, DOGS DROOL!
|We rule, and don'tcha forget it!|
And you can tell them that ALLIE SAYS SO! If it is on the blog, it must be true!
|Is she done yet?|